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Post by pedrodeshyburro on Nov 17, 2008 16:12:00 GMT -5
exracers.com, now they were in contact with the outside, at last. At last Buster was able to use his "magic", he could both read and write English. "Finally" said Bara " now we can find out what is going on in there". For the next few minutes both were madly typing away. "Oh no! Do you know of a FiFi?" asked Bara of Brooks. "FiFi?? Never heard of that name" she replied.
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Post by pedrodeshyburro on Nov 20, 2008 12:23:42 GMT -5
Bara, Terrie, Shannon................ someone help!!!!
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Post by Goalie on Nov 20, 2008 18:54:56 GMT -5
Dakota whispered "Now just a minute here, let's at least hear what Miss fifi has to say."
"then and only then can we judge if her intentions are honorable."
Boo turned to Dakota and said " but I want to Play" "Where's my ball ?"
Gunther came around the corner just then leading the smallest dog any of them had ever seen before. He turned and said " Everyone I want to introduce you to............."
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Post by Bara on Nov 21, 2008 16:15:23 GMT -5
Chico. He's a chihuahua....
Small as he was, Chico faced up to the pack, setting his tiny paws squarely on the ground. All the dogs sat down, astonished.
Chico began barking, with a strong Mexican accent ..
"Here's thee plan," he barked. "Meessis Dakota, she is right. We haff the maps. We haff Senor Buster, who can speak with thee humans," he paused, then turned to the dark poodle.
"And we have Senorita FiFi." All the dogs turned to stare at the collaborator.
Fifi blushed, though no-one could see it through her dark, curly coat.
"Ah, oui," she growled softly. Stella and Jacques pointedly looked away.
"Mes amis," explained Fifi. "These 'umans trrrust me to report back. But now ... 'ow you say? I 'ave seen the light. Soooo, I weel cause a diversion, and report that a break-out ees planned from Sector 'A'" She tapped the map with her paw.
"Whilst M Chico leads you out from Sector B, where ees the new tunnel" She tapped the map again.
Boo was staring at her, fascinated. Stella smacked him across the back of the head ...
"OUCH!" Yelped Boo. "Anyone wanna play?" Lexie smacked him across the back of his head.
"Go on, Fifi," she said.
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Post by Goalie on Nov 21, 2008 19:47:55 GMT -5
Sweet Boo went and sat down by Dakota and whispered "why do I seem to always be the one getting smacked around?"
Dakota gave him a small kiss on his nose and said " patience my dear, soon it will be revealed to alljust how important your playing is to their freedom."
Chico rattled the map as he placed his tiny little paw down. They all gathered around and started to discuss the plan.
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Post by Bara on Nov 22, 2008 9:39:16 GMT -5
"Outside," said Chico, "we have thee two senoras, Brooks and Bara. We have three caballos, Edgeee, Forree and Rad. And, mis amigos, Ilsa's momia is on her way." He paused.
Ilsa looked astonished. "But she'll get LOST ..." she began ...
Chico held up a paw. "AND," he continued, "mi papa is on his way. Senor Millan ..."
There was an upswell of murmuring among the dogs, each looking at it's neighbour, starry-eyed ..
"But!" Continued Chico. "we must be quick - because Papa charges $300 per hour."
Lexie was doing the math. On a 7 hour transatlantic flight from LA to London, then an hour's drive to the detention centre ... She paled....
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Post by Bara on Nov 22, 2008 9:55:20 GMT -5
Jacques was sneaking a second look at FiFi, when Ilsa smacked him round the head ..
"See?" whispered Dakota to Boo. "It's not just you."
Then FiFi spoke up again, "I weel need Boo, to translate, whilst I try to divert the 'umans."
Buster sat up straight, with a pleased doggy grin..
Then Stella smacked him around the head ...
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Post by Goalie on Nov 22, 2008 11:25:22 GMT -5
Dakota gave a low growl and said " you must stop smacking the boy around his head, we need his energy to fool the guards. "
"My mom will be here tonight with Chicos dad, she has arranged for us to get a special discount with Mr. Milan." "One that we all will be able to afford."
suddenly the door to Dakotas kennel burst open and two guards no one had ever seen before entered. With leashes and squeaky toys in their hands, they coyly said.........
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Post by Bara on Nov 22, 2008 12:06:02 GMT -5
Outside, Terrie and Cesar were down on their bellies, crawling through the grass. Their progress was constantly held up by Terrie constantly checking emails ..
"Cesar?" she said.
Edgie and Rad raised their heads... Forry kept on cropping, Brooks and Bara dozed as best they could...
"What?" asked Cesar (at $300 per hour!)
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Post by pedrodeshyburro on Nov 22, 2008 15:22:42 GMT -5
The guards or trainers had come for Lexie and Boo, another training sessions, the dogs cowarded and whimpered. They lowered their heads and followed the men. To their great surprised, Mom was there. They were overwhelmed with joy to see her and jumped and frolicked around her. The trainers were not happy. "You must get them under control !!!!!!!!!!!!!" they yelled at Bara. "But there so happy" she said with a smile on her face, just happy to see them again. " I miss them so" she said, still wondering if this was the right thing to do to her lovely boys.
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Post by Bara on Nov 23, 2008 6:48:31 GMT -5
FLIP! I posted this once already, and it's gone... (Cough) Startled, the dogs scattered at this unexpected night-time training session. Lexie and Buster had no chance to speak with Gunther - he had another, unknown guard with him. Lex wondered if mother had a plan and was working paw in paw with Gunther. She decided to play it cool and act 'good dog' until she could see if she and Mum could have some private words and firm up the plan ..  Meanwhile, Gunther was leading Boo. He looked at him properly. 'Good grief, Buster!' he exclaimed. "What on earth happened to your ear??" Buster growled low, under his breath, not looking at Gunther. It sounded like : 'Stella. Women!'  |
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Post by Shannon on Nov 24, 2008 16:00:30 GMT -5
"Wait a minute, there, buddy!" Gunther said, as he straightened Buster's ear, affectionately.
"There's something in this ear - looks like --- a note?"
Meanwhile, Ilsa's full-body wig had developed a problem. The high humidity in the tunnel, created by the crush of nervous, panting dogs, was causing its sheep wool construction to begin curling into ringlets.
"How will I ever be a convincing Lexie decoy, looking like this?" she whined.
Suddenly, a crackle from Ilsa's dog tags startled her. Her ears grew even taller as she heard the voice of her MOTHER coming from them!
"Not to worry, Ilsa-pup..." said Shannon. The other dogs stared warily at Ilsa's tags. Fifi crossed herself surreptitiously. "Your Aunty Bara ALWAYS carries a spare hair-straightener in her backpack. I'll get it to you shortly. Just carry on with Chico's plan."
"Mom!" said Ilsa - "How long have you been here?"
"Longer than you know, my sweet moose-pup! As a matter of fact, I have been disguised as...."
Ilsa yelped as her tags gave off a screech, then static. "Mom? MOM?!?!?"
Where was Mom? WHO was Mom? Where is the plot? Where are the other authors? The dogs set up a loud group howl, which Chico tried without success to turn into calm, but submissive behaviour. HEEEEELLLLLLLLP! Yowled the dogs, in unison...
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Post by Bara on Nov 24, 2008 16:33:39 GMT -5
"Calm, submeesive', Cesar was saying to Gunther, who listened attentively, but with scepticism in his eyes... He was looking at Ilsa whose body-wig was beginning to behave most erratically ...
Probably the English rain, but Ilsa no longer looked like a German... (SLAP!) Alsatian, long or short-haired...
Jacques stared at her : "Cherie?" he wheespered. She ignored him. "CHERIE!" he insisted. "You are looking like a 'uge poodle.."
Ilsa and Stella and Fifi all slapped him upside the head.
"As I was saying," said Cesar At $300 per hour to Gunther ..
"Could you hurry it up a bit, please?" asked Gunther, Lexie, Boo and ...
Suddenly, there was this tall, slim Texan lady (who looked a bit like Audrey Hepburn)
"Could you hurry it up a bit?" she asked, batting her eyelashes.
In the cells, Ilsa, half in half out of her Lexie costume, went ballistic. "It's MOM," she howled.
Shannon stared her down. Cesar turned.
" Ah! For YOU Senorita ..."
Shannon raised her eyes to heaven, but allowed her hand to be kissed...
The dogs groaned.
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Post by Bara on Nov 26, 2008 16:17:16 GMT -5
"Friday!" whispered Bara to Lexie, "pass it on..."
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Post by Goalie on Nov 27, 2008 12:40:00 GMT -5
"we must not lose a minute then" said Dakota, who ushered Ilsas mom into the kennel.
"the time draws near and we all must be ready.
Buster Boo will you please show them the secret entrance"
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