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Post by Bara on Nov 10, 2008 13:22:15 GMT -5
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Post by pedrodeshyburro on Nov 11, 2008 14:27:11 GMT -5
Can't do dial-up youtube stuff, it takes for ever, so I don't know what it said or showed. Perhaps you could tell me. The story must continue.  |
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Post by Goalie on Nov 11, 2008 18:20:37 GMT -5
James Bond 007 Movie Theme Music - Official
the music is classic.
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Post by Bara on Nov 12, 2008 8:31:44 GMT -5
... meanwhile, Bara is sending coded messages to Goaliemom ..
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Post by Goalie on Nov 12, 2008 8:34:08 GMT -5
which were not the easiest to understand at times. Must be the time difference. LOL
there is talk of a oversized trench coat and other clothing being sent to the kennel as I type. Ilsa knows more but alas we can not get her to talk yet. Hmmm I wonder what it will take to make Ilsa talk.
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Post by niaru on Nov 12, 2008 19:41:35 GMT -5
"Clothes? That's ok, as long as it is not the Torture-Master ", says Stella while shaking her plucked ears like crazy. "If I weren't so well mannered, this insufferable Person would have already lost all of her fingers....can you beLIEve she put bows in my hair the last time....me, the Resistant? Inadmissible!! I think an Operation Commando is in order, after all, this is an outSTANding team, we could get her to her knees in no time, and free all the poor souls she still has to groom...what say you, Buster-Boo?"
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Post by Shannon on Nov 13, 2008 5:47:09 GMT -5
Buster had no time to reply, as the door to the secret tunnel creaked open, and Ilsa et Jacques emerged. Ilsa was wearing Jacques' scarf, and Jacques was wearing Ilsa's beret, but no-one pretended to notice...
Jacques began growling at Stella in rapid-fire French, as she translated:
"We were delayed, as we were on a freighter full of sheep destined for England. Armed only with a dull corkscrew and our teeth, we had to shear enough wool from them to cover Ilsa. After more dyeing and straightening, we were able to construct a full-body wig - and voila! Ilsa is now a nearly perfect copy of Lex, prepared to act as a decoy."
As he gallantly pulled off his beret, out tumbled an exquisite Hermes backpack, two bottles of champagne, a small but exquisite assortment of cheeses, and an assortment of clothing, including, indeed, an oversized duffle coat, hats, and some Wellingtons.
"Our supplies are here." He said, as the gallant pack gaped. "But, first, my friends, let us eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we must make our move."
..."and, Stella, my beautiful flower" (he continued, in a whisper) "what 'as that 'orreeble person done to your ears?!?!"
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Post by Goalie on Nov 13, 2008 8:13:52 GMT -5
and so the small group of strongfast dogs ate, and drank and partied like it was 1999. (sorry about that) enjoying all the treats that Ilsa and jacques brought with them. When it looked like all were very satisfied, Dakota turned to Stella, and said " My dear perhaps now is the time to fill the rest of our friends in on the plans that you have for our freedom."
"Time is growing shorter and I fear that new guards will overpower our dear Gunther."
"Please bring out the tools we will need to familiarize ourselves with."
and so Stella tugged at her ears and said "Well at least these were not discovered when I was made to endure the grooming that imbecile did to my ears"
and with that, she pulled out.........
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Post by Bara on Nov 13, 2008 15:16:27 GMT -5
Lexie thumped her tail for attention.The other dogs sobered instantly. Lexie and Ilsa took control. The other dogs sat and listened. There were Dakota, Molly, Bear, Stella, Lexie, Buster, Ilsa, Jacques - and the Boxer, the Weimeraner and the Jack Russell, Joey - all inside the compound.The dogs had the plans to the prison block and grounds; they had secret radios and cellphones. Thanks to Joey the Jack Russell, they had a half-built tunnel .. And ... just perhaps ... Buster did have a magical power...Outside, they had Edgie, Forry and Auntie Brooks and Auntie Bara. Inside - we think - they have Gunther and Shep.It's not alot to go on, is it? But we also have FiFi .. OUR spy! 'ATTENTION! Please ..' thumped Lexie, with her tail. "We are going to split into cells of 2 dogs. to implement our plan. MOLLY? BEAR? You are Cell 1. ILSA? JACQUES - Can you keep your minds on the job in paw, please? DAKOTA, STELLA ...? "Lex? asked Boo. She ignored him, as she always does. ''Hrrmphhh, LEX?' growled Boo. Lexie ignored him. 'HRMMPH' SNARLED Boo .... Lexie turned to him, irritated...'WHAT?' 'I think,' said Boo (BUSTER-Boo) 'I THINK that Stella and I would work well together ... with our languages and all .... '  Lex thumped her tail, again, the cellblock went quiet. |
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Post by Bara on Nov 13, 2008 16:26:08 GMT -5
Lexie did a double-take - her little brother was growing up! The beautiful Stella preened her bows. Lexie grinned. 'OK, Bro,' she said. 'You and Stella, then. Dakota - that's you and I as a team, then...' She smiled. Stella looked as though it was neither here nor there, to her. Boo couldn't stop smiling ...  |
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Post by pedrodeshyburro on Nov 13, 2008 19:03:31 GMT -5
Molly and Bear looked at each other and said" oh brother just what we need,  romance ! " "Just make sure you keep your mind of the mission Buster" said Molly. Stella as she showed the others her special tools, a very small explosive device, a timer, and a translator for dog to human. Meanwhile outside, Edgie, Forry , Auntie Brooks and Auntie Bara were waiting for there final member of their team to show up, I am so sorry but he does get terribly confused.  "Well now we are ready, let the games begin" said Auntie Brooks. "We must get them out tonight or it won't work, the new guards arrive tomorrow morning and ......................WHAT WAS THAT..................OH NO !!we've been discovered............. |
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Post by Bara on Nov 14, 2008 18:01:50 GMT -5
As the dogs scattered in alarm, Shep - with all her sheepdog skills, herded them into the corner of the exercise yard.
All but Jacques, the free spirit of the Resistance, who stood growling and guarding his Champagne and fromages .. and Ilsa (in that order).
Bear stood protectively in front of Molly. Buster went rushing across to Stella.
Lexie and Dakota stood, growling and snarling in front of their mis-matched pack.
Gunther stood, leaning nonchalantly against the fence, arms folded.
"So, my friends," he said. "You don't know who to trust?"
"Out there," he went on, waving to the outer perimeter. "Out there, you have THREE horses (one with funny-looking blue eyes) and TWO humans. In here you have a workable tunnel - it can get dogs IN - but can it get dogs OUT?"
The dogs were silent. Gunther let the silence stretch out. Dakota and Lexie dropped their hackles. So did Jacques, and started sorting through his saucisson.
"So. What's the plan?" asked Gunther.
The dogs shuffled uncomfortably.
"WHO has a plan?" insisted Gunther. Shep looked a bit smug. Neither Dakota nor Lexie looked at each other...
"We have a wireless," volunteered Molly ...
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Post by Goalie on Nov 14, 2008 19:10:11 GMT -5
"The plan is simple, my dear Gunther," said Dakota, as she reached behind Boos ear and pulled out a map.
"We were sent here to free the pups for their mum." We will not be satisfied until we have done just that, so if you have any useful information for us now. please do tell and then we will do what is needed."
with that Dakota laid the map out on the ground and pointed to Lex and Molly to help shine the light on it. With her paw Dakota pointed and said "this is where Ilsa, Jacques and Stella will wait for dawn."
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Post by Bara on Nov 15, 2008 17:22:56 GMT -5
"I think I can help ..." said a voice.
Everyone turned. It was FiFi.
The dark poodle was sitting, inside her cage, watching all the other dogs, Gunther and Shep. But she kept her eyes fixed on Stella and Jacques ...
"I....," faltered Fifi. 'I have a plan.'
The dogs looked at each other, confused.
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Post by Shannon on Nov 16, 2008 22:16:13 GMT -5
...still looking confused, and beginning to sweat a little from the stress and full-body wig, Ilsa looked at Fifi. "A plan?  ?" she stammered. Meanwhile Buster pulled the laptop out of Stella's left ear,where it had been smuggled past the groomer. He began pawing at the keyboard, quickly pulling up on the screen........... |
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romance ! " "Just make sure you keep your mind of the mission Buster" said Molly.
?" she stammered.