If horses were cars...

[niaru]

Would the ads go like this?
(this was posted by "Ruffian" on another forum)

AQHA: I'll take you there
Thoroughbreds: Zoom-zoom-zoom
Have you driven a Fjord lately?
(insert favorite gaited breed): Get the feeling
Standardbreds: Drive=Love
Draft breeds: Like a rock
People who test ride a Swedish Warmblood usually buy one
(insert favorite German warmblood):Fahrvergnugen
Arabian: The beauty of all-wheel drive
Appaloosa: built ram tough
Morgans: driving excitement
Why buy just any horse when you can buy a certified pre-owned Dutch Warmblood?

Then there were all the Caution stickers, like...
"This horse makes frequent stops"

[Lisann]

Yeah, but who had the 10 yr/100,000 mile warrenty ;D

[Smay]

I guess you couldn't ignore the perfection of that Fjord slogan!

[chrisnstar]

Lisann.. the warranty would have to go to the ayrabs! I know of endurance horses who indeed have gone for 10,000 miles!!!