|
|
Post by Bara on Aug 13, 2013 0:49:38 GMT -5
(I won't start with Zomerzet, RR!)
"What do the Welsh call a sheep tied to a lamp-post?"
"A Leisure Centre."
** With the catch-all disclaimer of : 'Told to me by a Welsh friend.'
YOUR turn.
|
|
|
|
Post by adcooper on Aug 13, 2013 6:40:15 GMT -5
I have musician jokes (told to me by musicians, including my husband, a trumpet player). How do you get a tuba player off your front porch? Pay for the pizza. What do you call a guitar player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless. What's the difference between a saxophone and a chain saw? You can tune a chain saw. What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars? Continue to play gigs until the money ran out. Oh, wait! Wrong category! Okay, childish regional stereotypes.  Nope. Not gonna go there. |
|
|
|
Post by Bara on Aug 13, 2013 7:09:18 GMT -5
Category is fine! Let me think of one... Hmmm.
|
|
brian
Groom
Way,way out West
Posts: 95
|
Post by brian on Aug 13, 2013 11:48:37 GMT -5
Why do drummers become drummers?
So they can hang out with musicians.........
|
|
|
|
Post by Bara on Aug 14, 2013 1:48:11 GMT -5
We were lost in Somerset and stopped to ask directions of a 'Benny Hill' character, sitting on a fence and sucking on a straw.
He scratched under his smock. "Oo-arr", he said, eventually.
We waited expectantly. He chewed on his straw.
"Wallll," he opined. "If I were going to go THERE, I wouldn't start from HERE."
|
|
