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adcooper Exracer Reine de Course Posts: 12,250	Jokes Jun 18, 2013 17:35:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adcooper on Jun 18, 2013 17:35:42 GMT -5 I knew the program presenter I had booked for the library today was going to be late. How to keep kids engaged while waiting? Teach them to tell jokes!
	Last Edit: Jun 18, 2013 17:38:35 GMT -5 by adcooper "Good Judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

ZenRider Exracer moderator Posts: 14,739	Jokes Jun 18, 2013 22:51:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZenRider on Jun 18, 2013 22:51:10 GMT -5 Hmmm, except most of the jokes I know......
	“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Douglas Adams quote

adcooper Exracer Reine de Course Posts: 12,250	Jokes Jun 19, 2013 6:16:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adcooper on Jun 19, 2013 6:16:27 GMT -5 Well, Zen, that is because you are not 7 years old! I didn't say I was ready for Vegas!
	"Good Judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

Bara Exracer Posts: 10,425	Jokes Jun 19, 2013 6:59:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bara on Jun 19, 2013 6:59:03 GMT -5 Aah, they're so sweet! Did you tell them the one about the Punk Rocker and the Jag?

adcooper Exracer Reine de Course Posts: 12,250	Jokes Jun 19, 2013 11:33:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adcooper on Jun 19, 2013 11:33:52 GMT -5 By the way, how am I doing with my punk image?
	"Good Judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

Bara Exracer Posts: 10,425	Jokes Jun 20, 2013 11:06:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bara on Jun 20, 2013 11:06:27 GMT -5 Wonderfully! I particularly love the safety pin in your nose and the orange Mohican haircut. Are you scaring the young jokesters?

niaru Exracer Posts: 11,805	Jokes Jun 20, 2013 17:53:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by niaru on Jun 20, 2013 17:53:02 GMT -5 Great idea~! So, let's hear one of those jokes! (I spy a horse behind the punk... )

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Jokes Jun 20, 2013 19:34:25 GMT -5

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Post by Big Tee© on Jun 20, 2013 19:34:25 GMT -5

Here's some sad jokes for you:

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun

How do you shoot a pink elephant?
Twist his trunk until he turns blue and use a blue elephant gun

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

What's Smokey the Elephant's middle name?
The

I have more............but I will now slink away in embarrassement

If a synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

Lisa Exracer Posts: 1,976	Jokes Jun 20, 2013 21:52:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lisa on Jun 20, 2013 21:52:44 GMT -5 So no jc penny/ catholic priest jokes!!! lol
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Jokes Jun 21, 2013 7:20:21 GMT -5

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Post by adcooper on Jun 21, 2013 7:20:21 GMT -5

Big Tee, you are now on an international list of people who are never allowed to be children's librarians!

What did the ocean say to the sky?
Nothing, he just waved.

What did the volcano say to his wife?
I lava you so much!

Why was T-Rex afraid to take her books back to the library?
Because they were 65 million years overdue!

What do you call a brainy insect?
A spelling bee.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

"Good Judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

Bara Exracer Posts: 10,425	Jokes Jun 21, 2013 11:23:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bara on Jun 21, 2013 11:23:58 GMT -5 What's yellow and dangerous? ? What's orange and travels at 100mph? ? Ooh! You've given me my silly childhood back! Mwah.
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Goalie administrator Posts: 15,799	Jokes Jun 22, 2013 8:12:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Goalie on Jun 22, 2013 8:12:35 GMT -5 I love it Ann.
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Bara Exracer Posts: 10,425	Jokes Jun 23, 2013 5:37:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bara on Jun 23, 2013 5:37:02 GMT -5 What's purple and ruled the world?

Big Tee© Moderator And THIS is when we get high speed internet!! Posts: 4,846	Jokes Jun 23, 2013 9:38:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Big Tee© on Jun 23, 2013 9:38:14 GMT -5 Why is it dangerous to go in the forest between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
	If a synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

ZenRider Exracer moderator Posts: 14,739	Jokes Jun 23, 2013 10:30:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZenRider on Jun 23, 2013 10:30:52 GMT -5 What is black, white and red all over? (an embarrassed Zebra)
	“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Douglas Adams quote