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Post by Bara on Jan 31, 2009 8:10:06 GMT -5
Over Regina. a slightly confused=looking jet was banked and circling.
The Cats, with Big Tee, were covering their eyes ..
On-board, Niaru and Garou were slapping each others' hands away from the controls.
Brooks and Deb were playing chess ..
"Merde!" said Niaru, slapping her hand to her mouth in embarrassment. "MERDE!" dit Garou. "Merde,"murmured Stella et Jacques. "Oh, SHIT!" cried everyone else as the plane spiralled to earth.
"Je t'aime," murmured Cedric to the fairy.
"OH, MERDE!" cried Allouette.
"Over to Shannon, now," said Lexie. Adding .. "Merde!"
On the ground, Tee was watching the CATastrophe spriralling out of the air.
"Oh, Shit!" she said. Louie glared at her.
"Merde," said the cats.
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Post by Bara on Jan 31, 2009 8:28:51 GMT -5
Edgie was dictating his will :
"And to Yonkie, I leave my second best head-collar ..."
Yonkie tapped him on the shoulder. "we're going down together, Pal," she said. Edgie stared ...
"And to PEANUT, I leave ..."
Peanut tapped him on the shoulder...
Forry was behaving impeccably.
The dogs were stoical and contained. "See ya, and raise you five." said Ilsa, adjusting her green eyeshade. All the dogs shuffled their paws.
"Wanna PLAY!" shouted Boo. They all smacked him upside the head.
"OK. See you and match you," said Lexie at last.
As the players laid down their cards, the plane continued to spiral downwards.
"Oh good grief," said Tee to herself. "Louie - best go get the beds ready."
"Oh, good grief," thought Da Lip as he lolloped off ..
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Post by niaru on Jan 31, 2009 9:30:36 GMT -5
"I TOLD you I couldn't fly a plane", cried Niaru, "and this Maudit Gravellous Québecois doesn't seem to be much better at it, TABERNACLE!"
Garou glanced at her with a hurt look and started to madly flick controls off and on.
A big snowdrift was coming up to the plane at top speed.
"Release parachutes!" yelled Bara.
There was a loud WOOOSH and suddenly, the plane stopped its mad downward spiral and floated gently onto the snow, sinking in it a bit and gliding to a stop at the feet of a furious, all puffed-up Da Lip.
"Now where are those dogs", he said.
The door of the plane slowly creaked open...
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Post by Bara on Jan 31, 2009 17:30:42 GMT -5
Tee said : " Louie smacked her upside the head... Deb and Brooks caned and wheeled through the white stuff to Big Tee and Da Lip. The door of the plane (as Niaru said) slowly creaked open, and there .. there ... Was Shannon! Impeccably dressed as an ER-Force One hostess. She adjusted her cute little cap, re-tied her cute little tie, and thrust her foot back into her missing shoe .. "Layees un genymom," she began, Shook herself, Yonkie and Peanut smacked her upside the head. "Ladies and gentlemen," She shook herself again. "Welcome to Regina. ER-Force One thanks you for choosing to fly with us .." She was knocked flying by a noah's ark of animals and people pouring off the plane. "Whoah!" said Shannon. "Whoah" said Big Tee. "Whoah, whoah!" said Deb and Brooks. "SIT" said Louie. Everyone sat. "Isn't it a bit cold, this snow?" asked Garou of Niaru, but only in French and deliciously gravelly. "OH! SHUT up!" said Niaru, in French.
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Post by bindi on Jan 31, 2009 18:06:33 GMT -5
you guys are so incredibly clever.... and nuts!
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Post by Bara on Jan 31, 2009 18:48:55 GMT -5
WEDDING DAY.
And everyone finally made it to Big Tee's.
Tee and Da Lip have been up pretty well all night sorting out the arrangements.
Cedric has been carried off to the local bar with the Mounties who landed on the roof. Let's just hope he makes it to his wedding in the morning.
Nancy has arrived and is fussing round Allouette with pins and spare cobweb and stardust. Allouette is looking sublime and all the girls are oohing and ahhing.
Deb is the first 'fairy godmother' to come forward. "I wish you happinesss," she said.
Then came Brooks : "I wish you health,"
Then Terrie "I wish you comfort and joy.."
Then one by one, the Ex-Racers came forward with their gifts for the little star. ** They wished her happiness, health, comfort, joy, wealth, children, horses, dogs, cats - and every blessing under the sun.
Allouette had tears in her eyes as she tried to clasp her friends to her.
But she was too tiny.
Tomorrow, though. Tomorrow is the wedding. Who's taking that? I think it should be YOU, Tee!
MTS : FAIRY, she's a flipping fairy, not a star. Bara had lost the plot..
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Post by niaru on Feb 1, 2009 9:09:33 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Louie Da Lip was glaring at the dogs and trying to hypnotize them all into submission, which seemed to work until Boo shook himself and said "Wanna play? YOU can be the ball!" Stella promptly smacked him upside the head, whispering "don't mess with this guy. I know a few cats, and this one means business. Better do as he says".
Big Tee, having stomped to the stables mumbling to herself, was holding a pow wow with the Donald and his crew.
Terrie said to Brooks " Now what about having that wedding on a Tropical island, hmmmm? Whatever happened to THAT idea?"
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Post by Big Tee© on Feb 1, 2009 9:41:33 GMT -5
Hearing voices, the Three Stooges ran out to see what all the fuss was. The appointed spokescat was Jack who brazenly glared at the dogs, and went to drool on and rub against Terrie and Brooks. Jack then spoke "What is dis Tropical ting? Whassa Eye-Land? Where youse fin' it?" It was explained that tropical meant warm, and Jack was instantly confused and querried "Like it is inna HOUSE?? Like da house where Ma 'n' Da Lip live?" and soon the other Stooges approached, all excited about warm. During the description of tropical islands, the rest of the Kat Klan approached, first, Button and Flash, grandchildren of the spokeskat, then the shyest, Hissy, mother of the Evil Twins, then the semi-ferals who NEVER came to see people they didnt know. Reluctantly The Gimp approached, muttering "Youse guys is NUTS. I come from da sout' an' it ain' warmer dere. All dat's dere is cold, 'n' no red sun inna box wit' a sof'floor. So I come nort' 'n' foun' dis place where I gets tinned food 'n; have a sun inna place where da kats stay. Don' tell me sout' is warmer'. A tirade hit poor Gimpy: 'Youse onny come from not far sout' 'Yeah, I been dere. Issa nice place. Dat lady feeds me when I go dere to chat up da goils' 'INTERLOPER!! You barged in here and complained that your REAL home is cold and they don't feed you!! WHy were you FAT when you pushed your way in here?' - the last statement came from the ever dignified Tippy who learned to talk properly, like The Donald.
Soon, another voice was heard - The Donald spoke: "HEY!!! You guys!! DId you come to rescue me and Rambo from jail? Mom has us locked up in the barn. She says there is no out for us until the snow goes away" Looking around, Terrie saw The Donald looking out the only door that could be opened, then looked at what was once a fence, but is now the north side of a fence, part of the south side and random fenceposts sticking out of deep snow drifts. She turns to her entourage and says "hey, look at this!!! The Donald is right!!! The horses can't go out!! The doors are blocked, and the pasture is GONE!!!!"
Then................................
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Post by pedrodeshyburro on Feb 1, 2009 12:26:59 GMT -5
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Post by Goalie on Feb 1, 2009 12:42:35 GMT -5
Suddenly Terrie started spinning around and became Samantha from Bewitched and started twtching her nose like crazy. First a pasture started showing itself from under the snow, then the doors to the barn magically swung open and The Donald and Rambo headed out to eat real grass for the first time this year. Not satisfied yet, Terrie pointed her finger at the cats, all of the cats and they instantly became quiet and were happily munching away on some food made just for them. The sun came out and the wedding party started getting ready to have the time of their lives and all of the exracers (animals and people) were smiling. Boo yelled "Let's play ball" and instantly he was on a ball diamond and having baseballs thrown at him. he was in heaven.
Bara turned to Shannon and said.....................
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Post by Bara on Feb 1, 2009 15:42:56 GMT -5
"Good grief, you can't come to a wedding dressed like that!"
Shannon had slipped away and changed out of her ER-Air cabin crew uniform and was now wearing a grass skirt and a lau- err lau - err garland of flowers.
A deep, gravelly voice sang out 'Belle!'
Niaru smacked Garou upside the head.
The Kat Klan had swept Allouette and Nancy away. The geldings had been despatched to the pub to fetch Cedric and the Mounties. Terrie looked after them, doubtfully.
"Oooh," said Bara "I hope Benton Frasier is with them!" Deb smacked her upside the head.
"Excuse us," t(w)inkled a little voice.
Ann looked down. There were Estelle, the star and Henry the duck.
"We think we may have lost the plot," quacked the fly-by-night. Ann hunkered down, holding one by the wing-tip and one by the point. They snuffled tearfully into her ear.
"But, OF COURSE, you will!" she stood and clapped her hands, everyone turned to her and was quiet.
"We have a SPECIAL treat," she said. "Estelle and Henry have planned a flying display as soon as it gets dark this evening. Estelle is going to ... err .. twinkle, and Henry is going to ..."
"He'd better NOT," growled Da Lip.
Samantha twitched her nose again and the whole wedding party was standing in soft white sand. Behind them, a row of 5-star beach huts, stables, kennels and err - catteries and starr-eries.
"WOW!" said Diane. Everyone stared at her. "What?" she said. "It's the black riot gear, sweetheart," whispered Deb.
"Oh," said Diane, looking down at herself. Nancy whisked her away.
"Where are Luci and Michael?" asked Bara. "I lost sight of them somewhere over ... errr ... somewhere ..." she finished lamely.
Boo came rushing over to her, "Mum! MUM! It's just like cricket, except .."
Bara glared at him.
"Wanna play?" He asked.
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Post by pedrodeshyburro on Feb 3, 2009 15:16:48 GMT -5
I'm sooooooooooo confused, who's where doing what now?
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Post by Bara on Feb 3, 2009 17:09:24 GMT -5
We're all on the beach, on your island, Dear.
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Post by diane on Feb 3, 2009 19:02:19 GMT -5
smiles at the pleasure of the warm beach with blue blue water... it looks like paradise Nancy ? what are all the bridesmaids and the maid of honor wearing something beautiful I know .
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Post by Bara on Feb 4, 2009 19:57:26 GMT -5
Deb took control. "That looks much nicer, Diane, dear," she said approvingly of Diane's cool summer dress. "Shannon, very pretty, but not appropriate. Go and put some clothes on." Garou opened his mouth. Niaru slapped him upside the .. well, YOU know. Deb joined Terrie and Brooks in the shade of a beach umbrella and gratefully sank onto a beach lounger. Caning through the sand was hard work. "I was wondering," mused Terrie "whether I remembered to bring Cedric and the Mounties along when I twitched my nose..." The others all sat up and glared at her. Allouette began to sniffle. "Sit STILL!" mumbled Nancy through a mouthful of pins, having just pinned a fringe of cobwebs to the fairy's wand by mistake. Big Tee sighed and said : : "I'll go back and check. Come on, Jack. Twitch your nose, Samantha."
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