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Post by Lisa on Sept 21, 2010 11:14:53 GMT -5
Sigh, I would have helped ya out Brooks, but I'm afraid I couldn't follow the story line. Sorry guys I don't have much imagination!
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Post by Bara on Sept 21, 2010 11:33:02 GMT -5
"I'm glad you asked me that," Said Prof Rad, focussing his HUGE blue eye on Lisa.
Lisa cowered.
"Stand up STRAIGHT, Girl," snapped Rad. Lisa stood up straight.
"Now, THIS," said Rad, pawing with his hoof at a GREEN bag. "This is recycling. What's in here?" he snapped.
"Err, paper and cans and ..."
"Good girl, said Rad. "And what's in here?" He pawed at a black bag.
"Oh, poooo," wondered Lisa...
"Quite right," snapped Rad, turning his back and giving a double barrel to the black bag.
Now. You have qualified for the ERU. Congratulations.
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Post by Lisa on Sept 21, 2010 12:27:27 GMT -5
A large tri colored dog ambled slowly across the shady campus. As always he felt no need to hurry, or get excited over his new surroundings. His companion though was a different sory. Sammy the schnauzer bounced off of everything in his path. Duncan shook his head at his buddies antics.
Where do we go Dunc? How do we find our classes? Where is Lisa? Where are gonna sleep? How come I ca't pee on the sky? What if the grass was make out of dog food? Wher
"Quiet" snapped Duncan. "Well get where we need to be when we get there." Duncan spotted a beautifull poodle across the campus, and changed his diection to introduce himself. She was standing w/ 2 german shepards, but he ignored them as he strolled up to meet the beauty standing in front of him. "Hiya doll" smirked Duncan to the poodle. "can you help me find the registration office?"
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Post by niaru on Sept 21, 2010 14:30:16 GMT -5
The large german Sheperd immediately bounded between Duncan and Stella, eyes glittering and tongue lolling.
"Wanna play? Wanna play? I catch you throw? yes?"
Stella raised a paw to smack him but decided against it. Her paws were getting a bit sore from educating Boo all the time. She gracefully skirted him and said:
"Well hello there, and welcome! Don't pay this one any attention. If you follow me, I will show you the way. But first I am stopping at the Administration's Office to see about my lodgings...a "kennel" just won't do!
Meanwhile, Lexilou was excitedly talking to the big and handsome tricolor stranger...
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Post by Lisa on Sept 21, 2010 16:26:09 GMT -5
Sammy launched himself onto Boo, and attaching himself to boo's ear with a playful growl. Bouncing away w/ boo close behind.
"kids" said Duncan as Stella, Lexi, and himself watch the run off. Turning he followed Stella thinking that she must be kinda high maintance. He loved sleeping in a kennel, hell he loved sleeping anywhere. He then realized the buzzing in his ears was excited chat from a beautiful shepard. This place is going to be all right!
Meanwhile Lisa was finding her way around. She was admiring the big trucks and horse trailers that line the campus lots. This is a different place she thought to herself, but she could learn a lot here.
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Post by adcooper on Sept 21, 2010 17:12:38 GMT -5
Just then a beautiful bubble floated past Lisa's left ear. Inside the bubble, a fairy godmother smiled sweetly and gestured for Lisa to come closer. She did. The shining woman in the pretty bubble seemed familiar. She did not speak, but waved a sparkling wand over all the animals and people assembled below. "I'll be back later," she seemed to whisper, as the bubble floated delicately along the treetops and over the peak of the barn. "Be patient with one another."
Stella felt glad that she had not smacked Boo. Boo had never smacked anyone, so he felt nothing special. A little hungry, maybe. Duncan was filled with such inner peace, that he unrolled his yoga mat and took a nap.
Then Lisa had an idea...
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Post by Bara on Sept 22, 2010 7:01:34 GMT -5
I may have to kill you, Ann.
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Post by adcooper on Sept 22, 2010 7:07:47 GMT -5
(No, it's going to be okay! Look...isn't that Big Tee coming to sort this all out?)
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Post by Bara on Sept 22, 2010 7:10:15 GMT -5
The beautiful Alsatian and the gorgeous Poodle were nose to nose...
"He's MINE" growled Lex.
"Impossible' intoned Stella, in dulcet Mediterranean accents ..
"D'ja wanna pl....?
Lex and Stella smacked him upside the head. Stella blew on her painful right paw ...
"LISTEN UP!" Neighed Rad. "Your classes, accommodation and other details are pinned up on the Notice Board. It is up to YOU to find your way around campus. I would also add that Big Louie and his team CANNOT be expected to keep their claws in the notices indefinitely, so please retrieve your own details by 0930 tomorrow morning."
Louie and the kitties sighed. Yet another night pinned to the notice board ...
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Post by Big Tee© on Sept 22, 2010 9:48:15 GMT -5
And, then, Da Lip had enough and leapt lightly to Rad's back, drew in a deep breath and said "Lissen up, youse guys!!! I ain' doin' dis no more!!! Ya gotta figger tings our fer yerselfs!! I ain' gonna help, 'n' nobuddy else is gonna eider!!!!" He turned to leap from Rad's back, turned once more to the assemly and "Well?? Get at it!! Whatcha waitin' fer? We's got better tings to do dan hang aroun' a bulletin board!!!" then to the rest of the cats "C'mon, boys, dese guys is useless at follerin' orders. Let's blow dis popsicle stand!!! An' besides, we gotta fin' Ma cause she got tins of da good stuff fer us!!!!"
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Post by Lisa on Sept 22, 2010 9:59:56 GMT -5
"easy girls" said as he stepped in between them. There is enough Duncan to go around, and besides I'm neutered, so really I just someone to curl up with at night!
Sammy finding a goofy friend in boo (much to Duncans delight) Followed the shepard everywhere! They were made from the same simple cloth, and liked playing together.
As Lisa thought about the strange glowing fairy she suddenly realized that if there was going to be accual world peice then, man, and animal all had to bond together to be one in mind and soul. No easy task in today's fast pace society, but she was hopeful this was the first step. (sheesh)
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Post by Bara on Sept 23, 2010 3:13:12 GMT -5
Stella glanced imperiously round her boudoir, then flopped onto the bed gesturing to her new room-mate to find a spot on the floor.
"Yes, yes! Is here ok?" Tess asked her.
"Merde," murmured Stella, noting the lack of frills and furbelows in her new accommodation.
"Where? Where? I'll clean it up," cried Tess.
Outside in the corridor was an almighty crashing and banging and then Duncan backed into the room, dragging in his teeth 6 cabin trunks and a Louis Vuitton vanity case.
"Here are your bags, Mlle Stella," he panted. "Do you have any luggage, Miss Tess?"
Tess looked confused ... "Just this," she said, dropping her tennis ball.
A large, translucent bubble floated slowly past the open doorway, closely followed by Da Lip, Lisa, Cypress, Candandy, Sammy, Boo, Forry, etc., etc....
As though in a trance, Stella rose - and followed by Tess and Duncan - she joined the strange procession ...
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Post by niaru on Sept 23, 2010 7:08:07 GMT -5
(Lisa - LOL~!)
(so wait - is Bara the Fairy Godmother? darn it, I've forgotten half of what happened in the previous Exracers Imaginings..)
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Post by Bara on Sept 23, 2010 8:48:41 GMT -5
(What's 'You dirty rat' in French?)  Sammy and Boo were playing when the bubble and its entourage floated slowly past .. "Nah," said Boo. "That's not Mum, I think it may be Tante Claire.." "Or Auntie Deb," suggested Sammy. |
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Post by niaru on Sept 23, 2010 9:40:00 GMT -5
("sale rapporteuse" heheee)
There was now a long file of silent, happy animals and humans and wait - yes, tractors (silent tractors!) following the iridescent bubble. Stella was walking alongside Duncan, mesmerized, when her counter-espionage skills suddenly kicked in.
She stopped in her tracks and looked to the left.
"Wait!" she said. "Something is not right!"
Most of the animals and humans continued on but Da Lip, who had been washing his face comfortably seated on Forry's wide back, had his mount perform a perfect rollback and stop next to the poodle.
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