Post by Johnnie on Feb 27, 2003 23:15:31 GMT -5
I have stolen some Willem things for you to read. Yes, I'm very bored and can't sleep. For anyone else who reads these, keep in mind that they are supposed to be written by a horse. A 17.2 hand chestnut Hannoverian gelding to be exact.
Willem
Like David Lee Roth. Only chestnut.
posted Dec. 13, 2001 03:53 PM
Hallo every boddie, Willem here! You proberbly haff seen mein picture on die internet, I be verrie famouse. If you haff liffed on Mars or some thing, und you don't nott to know me, I be Coreene her horse. I be VERRIE HANDSOME und I be ein chestnut Hanoverian und I be 19 und I be verrie tall, I be 17.2HH und I write prettie good English.
Any how, mannie off your horse friends und me, we haff emailed each other und this it be wot we want und don't nott to want for der Christmas:
1. Giff us mannie karroten. This is be carrots auf Deutsch. It don't nott to matter wot you think, we can eat mannie karroten at die same time. Like ten pounds at least. At once. Don't nott to skimp, this it don't nott to be in der Christmas spirit.
2. Giff us ein promise off one apfel per day for die whole year. I like to eat mein apfels in two bites, but mein mannie girl mare friends, they like it best wenn you cut them upp in mannie little pieces.
3. Stand under our mouth so der clothing can catch die apfel spit.
4. Giff us ein box off C&H Pure Cane Sugar cubes. We need TEN cubes per day. If you be saying "ten only" at die end, then we don't nott to haff to bother counting und we know you don't nott to be giffing us no more this day. Wenn the box it be empty, buy more. Don't nott to let any no-sugar days happen.
5. Get ein massage with ein horse chiropractor. I like this mit die girl chiropractors die best becose I don't nott to like mannie men except for mein grandpa, he be Coreene her daddy.
6. Giff us die same l-o-f-f wot we giff you. We l-o-f-f you verrie much und it don't nott to be nice if you don't loff us die same. Don't nott to make us do things wot make our feets hurt.
Don't nott to buy no ugly ass things for us to wear und then say it be a present for us, it don't nott to be, it be for you.
Verrie Happie Christmas und Happie Chanukah und Happie Kwanzaa und Happie Every Thing Else und Happie New Year.
L-o-f-f, Willem
I be a German horse und this be straight from mein mouth.
Willem
Like David Lee Roth. Only chestnut.
posted Feb. 17, 2003 04:19 PM
Oh mein GOTT in HIMMEL, I be verrie jealouse right now! First mein friend Bullet he get to be police horse in his spare time wenn he don't nott to be doing Englishaisch things, HE EVEN HAFF EIN BADGE ON HIS BRIDLE UND HE HAFF COWBOY ZADEL.
Then mein friend Diamond (he haff beed der jumper in Calfornia wot his show name it be Class of Diamond), he getted ein Western zadel UND bridle UND ALZO he get little appaloosaisch wife.
Aber now I be verrie jealouse. Mein friend Rupert, wot he be ein Oirish Harse mit sehr crazy drinking problemo, he haff getted ein WESTERN ZADEL.
Und this it don't nott to mean nothing aber I don't nott to haff one und this it be wrong. Mein selve I haff goes in Western zadel uno time und I haff liked it. I haff all ways wanted to be cow pony und go to ein dude ranch.
Und zo I haff questiones becose I don't nott to know nuthin a-bout this Western zadel stuff.
1. Can I to get one on eBay?
2. Can I to get one mit mannie pieces mit silver on it?
3. Do they only haff brown zadels oder can I to get this mit black tack?
4. Wenn I get this zadel, do you think I can to haff special custom Nava Ho blanket made in mannie colors?
5. Wot colors do you think they look good mit mein verrie handsome coloring?
6. I l-o-f-f silver, do you think I can to be getting bridle mit mannie pieces von silver on this too?
7. Do you think I can to get breastplate oder to it look better mit au naturel boobies?
Becose I be thinking that mebbe I can to haff this. I know mein selve I look verrie wunnerful mit this stuff. I don't nott to mind zo much that Bullet he haff this. I be verrie jealouse that Diamond he haff zadel UND wife.
Aber wenn I haff seed mein Oirish Harse friend Rufus mit Western zadel, it haff pissed mein selve off verrie mucho. He be so drunk von drinking der Guinness all day that he don't nott to even know how luckie he be.
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I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
Those were the only good ones I could find. It seems the others may have been deleted
. I so l-o-f-fed the musical freestyle one.
Willem
Like David Lee Roth. Only chestnut.
posted Dec. 13, 2001 03:53 PM
Hallo every boddie, Willem here! You proberbly haff seen mein picture on die internet, I be verrie famouse. If you haff liffed on Mars or some thing, und you don't nott to know me, I be Coreene her horse. I be VERRIE HANDSOME und I be ein chestnut Hanoverian und I be 19 und I be verrie tall, I be 17.2HH und I write prettie good English.
Any how, mannie off your horse friends und me, we haff emailed each other und this it be wot we want und don't nott to want for der Christmas:
1. Giff us mannie karroten. This is be carrots auf Deutsch. It don't nott to matter wot you think, we can eat mannie karroten at die same time. Like ten pounds at least. At once. Don't nott to skimp, this it don't nott to be in der Christmas spirit.
2. Giff us ein promise off one apfel per day for die whole year. I like to eat mein apfels in two bites, but mein mannie girl mare friends, they like it best wenn you cut them upp in mannie little pieces.
3. Stand under our mouth so der clothing can catch die apfel spit.
4. Giff us ein box off C&H Pure Cane Sugar cubes. We need TEN cubes per day. If you be saying "ten only" at die end, then we don't nott to haff to bother counting und we know you don't nott to be giffing us no more this day. Wenn the box it be empty, buy more. Don't nott to let any no-sugar days happen.
5. Get ein massage with ein horse chiropractor. I like this mit die girl chiropractors die best becose I don't nott to like mannie men except for mein grandpa, he be Coreene her daddy.
6. Giff us die same l-o-f-f wot we giff you. We l-o-f-f you verrie much und it don't nott to be nice if you don't loff us die same. Don't nott to make us do things wot make our feets hurt.
Don't nott to buy no ugly ass things for us to wear und then say it be a present for us, it don't nott to be, it be for you.
Verrie Happie Christmas und Happie Chanukah und Happie Kwanzaa und Happie Every Thing Else und Happie New Year.
L-o-f-f, Willem
I be a German horse und this be straight from mein mouth.
Willem
Like David Lee Roth. Only chestnut.
posted Feb. 17, 2003 04:19 PM
Oh mein GOTT in HIMMEL, I be verrie jealouse right now! First mein friend Bullet he get to be police horse in his spare time wenn he don't nott to be doing Englishaisch things, HE EVEN HAFF EIN BADGE ON HIS BRIDLE UND HE HAFF COWBOY ZADEL.
Then mein friend Diamond (he haff beed der jumper in Calfornia wot his show name it be Class of Diamond), he getted ein Western zadel UND bridle UND ALZO he get little appaloosaisch wife.
Aber now I be verrie jealouse. Mein friend Rupert, wot he be ein Oirish Harse mit sehr crazy drinking problemo, he haff getted ein WESTERN ZADEL.
Und this it don't nott to mean nothing aber I don't nott to haff one und this it be wrong. Mein selve I haff goes in Western zadel uno time und I haff liked it. I haff all ways wanted to be cow pony und go to ein dude ranch.
Und zo I haff questiones becose I don't nott to know nuthin a-bout this Western zadel stuff.
1. Can I to get one on eBay?
2. Can I to get one mit mannie pieces mit silver on it?
3. Do they only haff brown zadels oder can I to get this mit black tack?
4. Wenn I get this zadel, do you think I can to haff special custom Nava Ho blanket made in mannie colors?
5. Wot colors do you think they look good mit mein verrie handsome coloring?
6. I l-o-f-f silver, do you think I can to be getting bridle mit mannie pieces von silver on this too?
7. Do you think I can to get breastplate oder to it look better mit au naturel boobies?
Becose I be thinking that mebbe I can to haff this. I know mein selve I look verrie wunnerful mit this stuff. I don't nott to mind zo much that Bullet he haff this. I be verrie jealouse that Diamond he haff zadel UND wife.
Aber wenn I haff seed mein Oirish Harse friend Rufus mit Western zadel, it haff pissed mein selve off verrie mucho. He be so drunk von drinking der Guinness all day that he don't nott to even know how luckie he be.
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I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
Those were the only good ones I could find. It seems the others may have been deleted
. I so l-o-f-fed the musical freestyle one.
