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Post by Big Tee© on Feb 7, 2003 18:08:45 GMT -5
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because I'm buying horses. I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away." "Why?" said his father. "Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom."
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