Top Ten Reasons To Ride Dressage

[Skye Pilot]

Top Ten Reasons To Ride Dressage

10. Found ice-fishing too stimulating

9. I enjoy wearing full formal wear rain or shine.

8. Who wouldn't love spending afternoons riding in circles geting yelled at.

7. Just love subjecting friends and family to my latest equine video spectatular.

6. My chiropractor needs a new car.

5. Wanted to find a place my husband/wife/parents wouldn't go- a.k.a. the barn.

4. Had tired of spending cold winters by the fire, and hot summers by the pool.

3. My lawyer wanted me to have 3 judges.

2. Lived for the sport where I could say "Piaffe" to the judges.

1. I had WAY too much money in my bank account. :horsie:

[horsepowerco]

Sue I can add to that...

Found watching paint dry and a training level test have the same excitement levels

its nice to pay a person to talk about roundness and they aren't talking about ME! ;D

a great reason to put in a killer outdoor arena!

one have one goal for you and your horse...over coming your fear of trailers...not the ones you haul in...the ones the judge sits in! The rest of the test is UN important!

You're still trying to figure out how to switch your whip to the other hand without beating yourself or your poor horse to death!

Dressage is a wonderful reason to go tack shopping "Uhhh honey I need a new Bridle just for Dressage, and uhhhh a new saddle and those cool saddle pads and....."

last but not least- "Its a dressage thing; You wouldn't understand."

[adcooper]

Sue, you and I are going to be very good friends.

[Skye Pilot]

Ad, could it be because
1. I had WAY too much money in my bank account. ;D
This week is kind of tight. I just drained my account to buy sawdust, more hay, vet visit and scheduled the farrier for LauraR's new GETIT horse she is have GD pickup from Keely....
is this good enough for the rumor mill smay?

[Luci]

I misunderstood what they meant when they said a woman should always have a little black something to wear in her closet.

When I say I'm an "x" baby they'll think I mean gen x - Hey, it's easier then lying flat out about my age.

Happy V day everyone!